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sovlpunk:

fucking hell like tumblr made me much more aware of so many social issues and im glad but also now its like. everything i see its somehow homophobic or transphobic or racist or misogynist or slutshaming or fatshaming and im so angry. im angry at everything

(Source: jackoconnelll, via soulsuckerz)

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via dreamwithsilverlining)

revrealness:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

(Source: smalldisgruntledcorgi, via dreamwithsilverlining)

neednt:

viderudeath:

kaworushin:

i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do 

boys have to deal with girls on their periods

shove a cactus in your anus buddy

(Source: darmani, via dreamwithsilverlining)

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via carry-on-my-wayward-klaine)

enochiangallifreyeanelvish:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

[Robert Pattison screaming in the distance]

(via soulsuckerz)

ghost-nappa:

boostopherpikewood:

parents gone for the night

you know what that means

*lets in stray cats*

party time

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(Source: bruceykinns, via sayhellotothebrush-fire)

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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(via sayhellotothebrush-fire)

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